Neville Is a Nerd Songtext
von The Toy Dolls

We all believed that Neville
Was a f f f fine lad
But when we go to know him better
Neville drove us mad
Neville is a bighead
Neville is a pain
Neville is a pratt without a brain

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He′s a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb


Neville′s a hopeless case
He can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
Oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.
Neville is a nerd
Neville gets on your wick
Neville is a moron
Neville makes you sick
Oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd

Oh Neville′s wearing Aramus
And a little touch of Brut
He thinks he will pick up a chick
In his white trendy suit
Sunglasses in the disco
Nev can′t see too clear
He's such a burk, he trips and
Spills his beer

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He′s a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb

Neville′s a hopeless case
He can never pull a bird
Oh Neville... is a Neville is a nerd


Neville's nice to all the girls
But it′s just a bluff
Neville thinks he's Jack the lad
But he's just a trendy puff
He says he′s been to Tenerife
And he knows Simon le Bon
But it′s a codswallop
'Cause Neville is a con

What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He′s a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb

Neville′s a hopeless case
He can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he′s got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
Oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.
Neville gets on your wick
Oh Neville... is a Neville is a nerd!