Some Friendly Advice Songtext
von The Swirling Eddies

(La la la la ...)
Bake a cake, swim a lake
Do a jig, slop a pig
Say a prayer, cut your hair
Smell a rose, pick your nose
Take a trip, write a script
Take a course, eat a horse
Take a nap, draw a map
Do your duty, shake your booty

Something that you wouldn′t ordinarily do
Something just a little bit different for you
Like forgiving a friend and an enemy too
You'll feel better, you′ll feel better
When your little day is through


Smoke a cigar, drive a sports car
Read the good book, try a skyhook
Call your mother, kiss your father
Tell em' you love em', clean your oven
Get up early, do a curly
Feed the hungry, spend some money
Feel the breeze, cut the cheese
Chiken walk, smile at a cop

See a show, dig a hole
Fly a kite, take a hike
Twiddle your thumbs, scratch your buns
Make a face, run in place
Play some pool, go back to school
Drink a beer, pierce your ear
Abstain from sex and cigarettes
Go out to eat, soak your feet
Make a mud pie, greet a fat guy
Floss your teeth, keep the peace

Write yourself a note that says
"Be of good cheer"
(La la la la ...)
Paint yourself a sign that says
"The beginning is near"


Wash your dog, burn a log
Visit a widow, fluff your pillow
Paint a picture, clean your dentures
Learn to surf, go to church
Have a picnic, buy a quick-pick
Join a carpool, drink a yahoo
Play monopoly, eat some broccoli
Take a bath, scratch your rash
Knit a sweater, write a letter
Roll downhill, make a will
Flick your bic, call in sick
Keep a vow, milk a cow
Start a business, make a wish list
Beat a drum, suck your thumb
Go to confession, learn a lesson
Visit a zoo, pack a mule
Go to sears, cry some tears
Give stuff away, act in a play
Plant a tree, work for free
Join a club, save your stub
Visit a jail, read your mail
T.p. a house, turn-on your spouse
Plant potatoes, pick tomatoes
Sleep in late, lose some weight
Make up a dance, take a chance
Walk around nude, play with your food
Get baptized, go skydive
Cast a vote, sail a boat
Hold your breath, shop for less
Help a neighbor, do a favor
Pick up litter, eat a corn fritter ...

*Hey kids, the challenge here is to actually try to do everything on this list, in good conscience, of course. Write and tell us how you′ve done