Another Horror Holiday Songtext
von The Stupendium

You know, the festive season often gives pause to ruminate on the important things in life
Friends, loved ones
That time hordes of videogame villains crawled out of my computer to eat turkey and wear party hats

One year ago, you may recall
A horde of horrors came to call
To deck the halls and trim the tree
Escaped their games and came to me

Well, one year on, no, I′m not scared
I've sent the invites, I′m prepared
For all the monsters, blood and gore
I've laid some tarps down on the floor

It's another horror holiday
Every villain stops the killin′, puts their weapons away
For another horror holiday
Won′t be furthering the murdering 'til January
On another horror holiday
In this season, even demons get some time off to play
It′s another horror holiday
For me and you — they won't attack, so pull a cracker or two


Bendy and Boris are getting excited, spiralling Bertrum in fairy lights
The animatronics are far less demonic — unlike the Sonic that Bonnie invited
Little Misfortune, her glitter, it glistens, as she draws a face on the rock she was given
The SCPs are trimming the tree, they′re all just so pleased to not be imprisoned

Granny and Grandpa start to slumber, Bierce and Baldi dance a number
Mr. X, as you'd expect, is decked in Mr. Xmas jumper
The Bandit and the Puppet brought each other string replacements
Ayuwoki and the Neighbor share their love of creepy basements

Fran Bow is out in the snow, she′s hanging with Bill, Louis, Francis and Zoey
Now she's traded meds with Alma and her eyes are kinda glowy
You know we won't ever be starving, Maxwell and Charlie have started the carving
Though the Goose has run away and stole the keys to my apartment!

It′s another horror holiday
Every villain stops the killin′, puts their weapons away
For another horror holiday
Won't be furthering the murdering ′til January
On another horror holiday
In this season, even demons get some time off to play
It's another horror holiday
For me and you, but don′t forget Cthulhu, too


GlaDOS, the WAU and SHODAN think the PlayStation is broken
But the truth is Glitchtrap filled it up with hidden Fazbear tokens
The Board and the Hiss have drunkenly kissed, though nobody knows where the mouth on it is
In the garden, Kindergarten staff have barely killed any kids

Arts and Crafters' making cards and Isaac Clarke has brought the markers
Rosie′s cosy in a scarf, but Bouncer's gloves are slightly harder
Mr. Hippo, Mr. Voice and Mr. Hopp have struck a chord
Whilst the Slendytubbies mingle 'mongst a million different hordes

A lawn adorned with organs makes the locals get suspicious
You know the Hunter′s dreaming of a blood red Christmas
Don′t you panic, I've a plan for all the things they′ve impaled
Just invite the guys who work Viscera Cleanup Detail!

It's another horror holiday
Doom Slayer isn′t slaying, he's just riding a sleigh
For another horror holiday
Frank West is by the fire with a choir of zombies
(He′s made s'mores, you know)
On another horror holiday
Herobrine has left the mines to craft us a cake
It's another horror holiday
Sans and Papyrus don′t meet the requirements, but they′re here anyway
(They're not even villains or from a horror game!)

On another horror holiday
No violent frights on this silent night
It′s another horror holiday
But when Christmas is through, you know that they'll be coming for you
Run!