The Dirtiest Drunk (In the History of Liquor) Songtext
von The Stanfields

The Stanfields

I knew a fella back in 1998, wasn′t real bright but he had a lot of nerve
Drank like a fish and he had a special place in the bottom of the learning curve
He had ten bills when he left his parents house, frothin' at the mouth and a′shootin from the hip
He giv'er for a week and recovered for a day, counted change with a busted lip

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The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor


He had enough left to buy some cream to settle all the itchin' where the sun don′t shine
He looked like a 50 pound sack of potatoes, all hungover in the food bank line

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The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor

Doin′ lines on the dash of mama's Silverado with a p___-stained, rolled up drinking fine
The keys are in the truck, and the truck′s the harbour, with a Colt 45 and daddy's moonshine

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The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor