Pyramid Scheme Songtext
von The Spruce Moose

They said I could get the cash I need
But I′d have to work hard, and legally
To work like a schmuck can't satisfy my greed
I need to make cash at ludicrous speed

They say every minute a sucker is born
I make it my mission to shuck them like corn
Called myself Dr. Hux, the chiropractor
Now pay me big bucks to kick you onto the floor

No license, no problem
Our prices, rock bottom
The storefront looks awesome
And clients, we got em

You′d think it'd be tough
To train up to snuff
Now don't call our bluff
But a trash can′s enough


Chaos in Chriopraxy
Doctors wages, tax free
Hired some mafia lackeys
The CRA wants to track me

Chaos in Chiropraxy
Huckster is the way to be
Join us and you′ll see
Come be part of our pyramid scheme

It's not so surprising
It′s sure tantalixing
But one day, one mistake
Led to our chastising

They said it was not fair
To write off our donairs
The taxman wants his share
They ask "how you dare"

The terror ov audit
We must try to outwit
Don't show them the ballpit
CRAP... they saw the ballpit


Chaos in Chriopraxy
Doctors wages, tax free
Hired some mafia lackeys
The CRA wants to track me

Chaos in Chiropraxy
Huckster is the way to be
Come join us and you′ll see
Be part of our pyramid scheme

Shut down, denied
Tax evasion
Destroyed, Burned down
Bankrupt
Donairs!

Chaos in Chiropraxy
The feds they don't agree
Can′t pay our lackeys
The CRA has tracked me

Chaos in Chiropraxy
Hucksters forced to flee
We'll return and you'll see
We′ll make a brand new pyramid scheme