Do the Bartman Songtext
von The Simpsons

Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart!
I didn′t do it, nobody saw me do it
You can't prove anything

Yo! Hey, what′s happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being rude
Terrorizing people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin′ the flow
Fixin′ test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I′m the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I′ve got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you
So move your body if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you′ve got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman


(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman) whoa!
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) shake it out, man!
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) Bartman!
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) huh-huh
(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman)
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) whoa, mama!
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) whoa
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman)

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin′ (Bart!) Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sitting by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin′ else left to do
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove

(Move your body if you've got the notion) whoa, I′m feelin' the groove now, baby!
(Front to back in a rock-like motion) bring it back, whoa!
(Move you hips from side to side now) do the Bartman!
(Don′t ya slip, let your feet glide now) whoa, Lisa, ha!
(If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it) ha, ha, ha!
(Light rhythm in time with the music) hahaha, check it out, man
(You just might start a chain reaction)
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson


(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman) oh, yeah!
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) shake yo body!
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) huhp!
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) yeah, do the Bartman
(Everybody, if you can do the Bartman) everybody, yeah, do the Bartman
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) shake it out
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) whoa, mama
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) I′m bad, I'm bad!

(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side
(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide!
(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I
(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
Now here′s a dance beat that you can′t deny

Turn it down!
Will you stop that infernal racket?!
Do the Bartman!

Oh, my ears! Lisa, put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this
I didn′t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
Oop!

Now I′m in the house, feeling good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they′d take it away
But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay
I′m up in my room, just a singin′ a song
Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she′s a number one fan
But I know I'm bad, ′cause I do the Bartman

(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman) hey, everybody!
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) need I remind you?
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) ooh, I am Bart, Bart-man
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) huh, shake it out

(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side
(Do the Bartman) do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I

(Move your body, if you've got the notion) move it
(Front to back in a rock-like motion) swing it!
(Move your hips from side to side now)
(Don′t ya slip, let your feet glide now)
(If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it) dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop!
(Light rhythm in time with the music) dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it!
(You just might start a chain reaction) dabba dab doo dab
Hee, hee, hee, I'm a Bartman

(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman) swing it, baby
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man) hoo-uh
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) oh yeah, I'm bad, real bad
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) whoa, I′m bad
(Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman) do the Bartman
(Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man)
(Front to the back, to the side if you can, can) ha, ha!
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman) oh yeah!

(Do the Bartman)
(Move your body, if you′ve got the notion) you call that dancing? Ha!
(Front to back in a rock-like motion)
(Do the Bartman) watch this move
(Move your hips from side to side now) yeah!
(Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now)

(Do the Bartman)
(If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it) ha, ha ha! Swing it!
(Jack your body in time with the music) (do the Bartman)
(You just might start a chain reaction) eat your heart out, Michael! Woop!
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman)
(Do the Bartman)

(You′re grounded!)
Oh, wow, man