Anyone Else Songtext
von The Simpsons

Anyone Else

By John Boylan/ Lisa Angelle
Hey, what do you hiding under that funny hair,
I know the light are on, but there's nobody there,
I need a new life, I need a new next of kin,
So I've got news for you, brother: I'm trading tou in.

For anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole, wide world would do,
Somebody who'd be a friend in need,
Somebody who would care about me.
Anyone else in the whole, wide world would do.

Hey, little miss perfect, who made you the queen?
Who said it was cool to be so squeaky clean, oh man!
I need a playmate, someone who knows, how do I have some fun.
So I've got news for you: sister your time has come, your time is come


Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you,
Anyone else in the hole, wide world would do,
Somebody who's got a radical mind
Over the edge and way out of line
Anyone else in the hole wide world would do.

I'm gonna trade you in
Yeah, I'm gonna trade you in
You know you to much to take, your completely deranged
I'd sell you a dime and get nine cents change

I wouldn't take any money, that's a loosing bet,
I trade you in, for anyone I could get,

Anything I could get,
Anytime I could get it.
Anywhere I could get it.


Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you
For anyone else, in the whole, wide world would do,
Somebody who's be a friend in need,
Somebody who would care about me
Anyone else in the whole, wide world,
Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole, wide world, would do.
Somebody who'd be a friend in need,
Somebody who would care about me.
Anyone else in the whole, wide world,
Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you...