Horse Outside Songtext
von The Rubberbandits

I′m at amandas weddin, In a church on tomhas street I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
So what the fuck would make me wanna go with you
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I′ve a horse outside
Fuck your subaru, i've a horse outside,
And fuck your mitsubishi ive a horse outside,
If your lookin for a ride ive a horse outside
She said i dont believe ya
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don′t need insurance, I don′t need no parkin space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don′t pay no tax, fuck NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys I look the fuckers up and down and gave them one of these
I said Fuck your honda civic, I′ve a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you′re lookin for a ride I've a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
Ya!
Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I′ve a horse outside
If you′re lookin for a ride I've a horse outside