Whisky Tango Hotel Songtext
von The Royal Spuds

Hey Hey Hey

What if we told you
We even serve the devil
We pour him in every glass
You′ll find drunk folks on every level
What a mess, oh what a mess
What the hell, what the hell
One will shout out to oneself
We have the finest personnel
Welcome to the Whisky Tango
The Whisky Tango Hotel!

Welcome Lads & Lassies
To the finest Inn in town
The beds are made, the staff is great
The drinks are all around
First class rooms and service
Will leave you feeling frisky
Mirrors on the ceiling
A mini bar with whisky


What if we told you
We even serve the devil
We pour him in every glass
You'll find drunk folks on every level
What a mess, oh what a mess
What the hell, what the hell
One will shout out to oneself
We have the finest personnel
Welcome to the Whisky Tango
The Whisky Tango Hotel!

Your head is feeling heavy
What the hell is going on
Guess you found our secret (stash)
On the second floor, room 201
Now we have to blindfold you
And take you to the shed
Now don′t you worry, about a thing
This won't be so bad

What if we told you
We even serve the devil
We pour him in every glass
You'll find drunk folks on every level
What a mess, oh what a mess
What the hell, what the hell
One will shout out to oneself
We have the finest personnel
Welcome to the Whisky Tango
The Whisky Tango Hotel!


When we remove the blindfold
You won′t believe your eyes
The old shed in the backyard
Was only a disguise
What a splendid audience
What a splendid sight
At the Whisky Tango Hotel
You′ll party all damn night!

Oooh Ooh Ooh
Ooh Ooh

What if we told you
We even serve the devil
We pour him in every glass
You'll find drunk folks on every level
What a mess, oh what a mess
What the hell, what the hell
One will shout out to oneself
We have the finest personnel
Welcome to the Whisky Tango
The Whisky Tango Hotel!

What if we told you
We even serve the devil
We pour him in every glass
You′ll find drunk folks on every level
What a mess, oh what a mess
What the hell, what the hell
One will shout out to oneself
We have the finest personnel
Welcome to the Whisky Tango
The Whisky Tango Hotel!