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von The Reytons

She gets her tits out for ten pound a month
Multiply that by the thousands that come
There′s plenty of fish, but she's feeding piranhas
Much to the disappointment of her father

She′s got her bills to pay, she's independent
She's making money way more than her rent, and-
Check out her bio, read the description
′Cause you can see it all with a monthly subscription

He′ll spend his money however he likes
Been 'round the block on a few village bikes
He likes to date ′em, but he's not a lover
Much to the disappointment of his mother

He′s got no bills to pay, he's so dependent
Running up credit card debt with his spending
He reads her bio, likes what he sees
But he′ll wait and watch it on Twitter for free


She said, "Love is overrated
I don't need to hate another man
To help me understand"
She said, "Love is overrated
I don't need to wait, I′ve got a plan
I only need, I only need my-"

She got it all out for five pound a week
Subtract the slanderous words that they speak
Some of them liked it, but others were rude
But she never asked if you ever approved

She′s gone and bought a four-bedroom detached
Without a mortgage, she paid it in cash
Check out her bio, read the description
She's done it all on the monthly subscription

She said, "Love is overrated
I don′t need to hate another man
To help me understand"
She said, "Love is overrated
I don't need to wait, I′ve got a plan
I only need, I only need my fans"