Part 3 - The Sold-Out Artist Songtext
von The Residents

Out in the street and under the sun
I kissed his feet and loaded his gun
Sooner or later everyone does
Everybody feeds the fat boy

Everybody feeds the fat boy
They just don′t get it
Vampires - vampires
It's all about vampires but they′re all vampires too


It's all about sucking on something
Some suck scum, some suck tits and some just suck up
They all suck something
Except Ted Williams

He never sucked
I'll be buried with Ted Williams cards
He hit .406 in 1941
Coulda sat out the last game with a .3995

And gone in the book as .400 but he played
And he went four for five
Ted Williams he never sucked
Yeah they all think I suck


But they really wish their stuff sold like mine
Next I′ll do "Nude Descending a Staircase"
I′ll get a hundred grand for it
Let 'em suck that! Out in the street and under the sun