I Eat Kids Songtext
von The Radioactive Chicken Heads

Well I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field
Than on my plate at supper being served as a meal
And I never did like hamburgers, I never did like steak
I prefer chickens cackling instead of fried, cooked, or baked

I stopped eating animals, I′m glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids


Well it used to be a problem just eating rice and beans
And I think you probably know exactly what I mean
And I never really knew if I was eating all I should
But I don′t have that problem now and it feels pretty good

Well I stopped eating animals, I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids

So it′s goodbye liver, goodbye roast beef
Hello Tommy, Michael and Denise
I don′t eat chickens and I don't eat cows
I don′t eat animals, I eat children now

I stopped eating animals, I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein ′cause I eat kids