Fess' Song Songtext
von The Radiators

Well I was walking down the street
Just the other day
When this cat alongside me says hi (hi)
He was asking for donations
For some religious shit
I turned and asked him why
He said "If you buy this book from me
I′ll give you eternal life"
Something which you won't forget

I said listen mister
"I′ve got my own four rules
There's lots of life left in me yet"

I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess


He then became persistent
So I turned around
And glared at that man goodbye (bye bye)
You see I'm not the violent type
But this guy he′s just oblivious in my eyes
I then became objective
I said c′mon man don't give that full of shit (shit)

I said listen mister
"I′ve got my own four rules
There's lots of life left in me yet"

I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess (come on Fess)

I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess

Drugs (drugs) and sex (sex)
Dirty pictures
And Fess

Drugs and sex (woo-hoo)
Dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess
Listen to me
You gotta believe when I talk about my drugs buddy