Swinging Like Tiger Woods Songtext
von The Porkers

You ll find no slogans, no sponsorships on me my shirt is clean,
Practise makes perfect and it s worth it from the fairway to the green
So step aside and let me play on through to the nineteenth,
I m not content to be number one, but the best there s ever been!

And now it s time for me to come up with the goods,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don t know if I can or if I could,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods.

No caddyshacker, weekend hacker beats me to the green,
No handicapper, Sunday tapper watching over me,
My player profile, stats are worthwhile in every magazine,
I m not content to be number one, but the best there s ever been!


And now it s time for me to come up with the goods,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don t know if I can or if I could,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods

Red hot rookie, clever cookie! That s what all the papers say.
Flash in the pan, a one night Stan! But every dog will have his day,
I ll apply myself, advance my wealth, and keep my image squeaky clean,
I m not content to be number one, but the best there s you ve ever seen!

And now it s time for me to come up with the goods,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don t know if I can or if I could,
So I m swinging like Tiger Woods

I m swinging, I m swinging
I m swinging, I m swinging, I m swinging like tiger woods
Yeah!