I Ain’t Gettin’ Any Songtext
von The Monks

Girls, they′re just a waste of time
I buy them drinks all night
But just get out my mind
Everytime I take one home
They only use my phone
I ain't got one my own

Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you′re good looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain′t gettin′ any

Joe, he ain't no Romeo
These dollies come and go
What′s he got, I don't know
Once I brought this tasty chick
I thought, "Now this is it"
She said, "I′m feeling sick."


Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
I wouldn′t say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
'Cause I ain't gettin′ any

Aurrgh, I think I′ll play some guitar...

Sounds good, doesn't it.

Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you′re good looking like me
Oi! Oi! Oi!
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
′Cause I ain't gettin′ any

Bought myself this flash coupé
I cruised around all day
And then got towed away
Took this bird out to a show
We had the whole back row
She kept on sayin' no, no, NO!


Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even when you're good looking like me
Oi! Oi! Oi!
I wouldn′t say no to a little bit of stuff
No, not many
′Cause I ain't gettin′ any

I ain't gettin′ much
I ain't gettin′ any
I ain't gettin' much
I ain′t gettin′ any
I ain't gettin′ much
I ain't gettin′ any