Tik Tok Ke$ha Parody Songtext
von The Midnight Beast

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my Breezer, I′m out the door, I'm gonna be really loud
′Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah, I'm a real big sinner

Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner
I′m talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes, feeling overexposed
So I put all of my clothes, uh, back on flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly, tryin′ to get a peek of some titties

I'm mad, really bad but don′t tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I′m bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh

I′m mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let′s copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh


I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten
"Goodnight, sweetie Sleep well", "Shut up, mum, I′m on MSN"
Now the girls are lining up because we're pussy sailin′
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they′re not Sarah Palin

Talkin' ′bout doing things we'll regret, gret
Menthol cigarette, rette, butt plugs in his pet, woah, woah, woah
Text sex on my Samsung, not telling dad, mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung by telling her I'm well hung
(Erm, Erm, I′m quite well hung)

I′m mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt ′cause I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let′s copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh

I'm mad, really bad but don′t tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where drums go pow
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where you pants go brown


This is the part where your dad goes out
On a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk
But he never comes back and then seventeen years later
You find out he′s had a whole freaking family
With some Spanish bitch and he doesn′t even know
Your fucking name anymore, shut the fuck up, I'm sorry

I′m mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt ′cause I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let′s copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh

I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut ′cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let′s copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
(Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)

Just Dance, Bad Romance, now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh