Quirky Songtext
von The Midnight Beast

Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand
I go to sleep when I want, ′cause I don't have bedtime planned
Don′t obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care
If I'm out eating at a buffet I′ll have more than my share

WHAT! I′m a bad influence, don't hang around with me
I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower
I′m straight up crazy
I've got a beard, I′ve got an afro, I've got eyebrows that rock, so
If you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot

I don′t sing in tune, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
Backwards lyrics my of all rap I
Cuz I'm quirky
I sip my Coffee through a straw bitch
Cuz I′m quirky
N′ I'll still rock a cap when I′m thirty... WHY!
Cuz I'm quirky


The other day, I had a piece of toast
But I didn′t even butter it, it tasted gross
I DON'T CARE, what I do... I′m a real live wire
I hold a match 'til it burns... I'm playing with fire

FUCK vegetables, I don′t eat none of that shit
FUCK education, I don′t study one little bit
FUCK THE FONZ, HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING COOLER THAN ME
AND FUCK SINGING THIS SONG, CUZ I′m TOO QUIRKY TO SING

I wear red and pink, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
I greet you with a goodbye
Cuz I′m quirky
I have eleven beers a day, why?
Cuz I'm quir-
No, no that just makes you an alcoholic...
N′ I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty... WHY!
Cuz I′m quirky

Ripping a hole in your jeans
Owning a pink limousine
Learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen
Fighting a bear with one hand
Getting a full-body tan
Joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band


I like Home Alone 3
Cuz I′m quirky,
I'm drinking peppermint tea,
Cuz I′m quirky,
I got a picture of the hoff, see?
Cuz I'm quirky,
N′ I'll still rock a cap when I′m thirty... WHY!
Cuz I'm quirky