Ah'm e man at muffed it Songtext
von The McCalmans

Ah′m the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed
Ah′m the man that lost the radio active tube
So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen

Willie the crofter, could it be you?
No, it wisnae one ah took, ah took two
One tae pin ma gate shut, the other′s in the park
Its grand fine glow takes me safely through the dark

Ah′m the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed
Ah′m the man that lost the radio active tube
So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it′s gane
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen

Angie the fisherman, tell the truth tae me
No, it wisnae one ah took, ah took three
One is on my nets, it makes a damn fine float
The other two's a microwave oven in ma boat


Ah′m the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed
Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube
So ah′ll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it′s gane
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen

Wha's that sneakin′ out an' through the door?
It′s Hector the whisky maker, ah took four
Ah run ma barley bree through a tubie tae distil
Ah sell the malt tae ye boys, that's how ye get yer fill

Ah′m the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed
Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube
So ah′ll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it′s gane
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen

In nuclear Caithness, atoms are good news
They brought the jobs an' money, we′d be stupid tae refuse
So now we've nuclear fish, fine atomic coos
Plutonium-coatie people an′ radioactive booze

Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah′m the chiel that boobed
Ah wonder will they find the radioactive tube
But there's no' goin′ tae be a search or any big to-do
For the storeman says he lost all the Geiger counters too


Ah′m the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed
Ah′m the man that lost the radio active tube
So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it′s gane
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen
For if it took a dander, surely it was seen