Man Crush (No Homo) Songtext
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Man Crush (No Homo) Songtext
I think I have a man crush
Yup
No homo
I met a cool guy and I wanna get to know him
He′s got the rugged good looks of Brad Pitt
With a little bit of George Clooney added in the mix
He's the shit
Everything he does is legit
He can take long bong rips, graph write or kickflip
You should see his bitch
Double D tits
Waist twenty-eight inch with the thirty-six hips
If I could live Just one day in his shoes
I would give up the fun of weed, ya and booze
I would choose
Him over any pal that I have right now
Even over any gal
That I ever might fuck
Cause he pulls more ass
Than the underwear drawer
That Michael Moore has
There′s no doubt, man
He's the best
If I get the chance
We'll be BFFs
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
What's up with that saying no homo
I hang out with dudes for free
Pro bono
If your girlfriend has gotcha depressed
Nothing heals the pain like a sausage fest
It′s the best
When we get numb from laughter
Playing last one to cum has to eat the cracker
For real, the gay jokes are not so cool
Put a pillow on your crotch
Play some pocket pool
Let's pop some Viagra
And sport some sweatpants
George Michael′s on
That's my song
Let′s dance
There's no change
It would ever be awkward
In a threesome if we happened to cross swords
As long as straight porn is on the TV
We could jerk off and it wouldn't be sleazy
Just the tip game
Give it a whirl
It′s not even gay
If I pretend you′re a girl
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn't know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
Yup
No homo
I met a cool guy and I wanna get to know him
He′s got the rugged good looks of Brad Pitt
With a little bit of George Clooney added in the mix
He's the shit
Everything he does is legit
He can take long bong rips, graph write or kickflip
You should see his bitch
Double D tits
Waist twenty-eight inch with the thirty-six hips
If I could live Just one day in his shoes
I would give up the fun of weed, ya and booze
I would choose
Him over any pal that I have right now
Even over any gal
That I ever might fuck
Cause he pulls more ass
Than the underwear drawer
That Michael Moore has
There′s no doubt, man
He's the best
If I get the chance
We'll be BFFs
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
What's up with that saying no homo
I hang out with dudes for free
Pro bono
If your girlfriend has gotcha depressed
Nothing heals the pain like a sausage fest
It′s the best
When we get numb from laughter
Playing last one to cum has to eat the cracker
For real, the gay jokes are not so cool
Put a pillow on your crotch
Play some pocket pool
Let's pop some Viagra
And sport some sweatpants
George Michael′s on
That's my song
Let′s dance
There's no change
It would ever be awkward
In a threesome if we happened to cross swords
As long as straight porn is on the TV
We could jerk off and it wouldn't be sleazy
Just the tip game
Give it a whirl
It′s not even gay
If I pretend you′re a girl
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn't know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
After waiting all this time
Wishing he would just be mine
Man crush if he doesn′t know
Just how I much I love him so
No homo
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