Teenage Zombie Sluts Songtext
von The Matadors

Well now
Here's that story of those teenage girls
Who were changed by a chemical spill
When their bus collided with an old freight train
On the top of Sandymont Hill
Well the impact killed them instantly
But legend's heard it said
Whatever leaked out of that box car
Turned them into the living dead

When they pulled themselves from that fiery wreck
The crowd's jaws dropped aghast
We knew no one could ever survive
That catastrophic blast
They came out all missing limbs and sultry grins
Folks thought they looked a fright
But those young hot dead bodies man
To ME they looked alright


Teenage zombie sluts come in the night
With their eyes rotting out
But their bodies still tight
"They smell disgusting."
I heard some men say
But I can't help lusting for them anyway yea

Well most zombies are blood thirsty
And most crave human brains
Out to destroy the world
And feasting on those human remains
But these zombie sluts
They didn't want no none of the above
They yearned for something more
They wanted carnal human love yea

When they caught up to me
I was so scared that I was struck dumb
I could not believe
What these innocent girls had become
When they tore off my clothes
I thought I'd go mad
They were clawing and biting
For all that they had
These undead teen nymphos
Showed me the best time that I'd ever had


I love those teenage zombie sluts
Come in the night
With their eyes rotting out
But their bodies still tight
"They smell disgusting."
I heard some men say
But I can't help lusting for them anyway

Teenage zombie sluts come in the night
With their eyes rotting out
But their bodies still tight
"They smell disgusting."
I heard some men say
But I can't help lusting for them anyway
I love those sluts!...