Justin Bieber Sorry PARODY! Songtext
von The Key of Awesome

This song′s the shit, it made grown men admit
That they're fans of me (it′s pretty good, catchy)
All of my 'r's sound like
′V′s for some veason, vegretably (vefevee)
These girls dance so jerky, they look like they're hurting
Their hips and knees
Stole their clothes from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
(You did NOT just take my clothes)
I′m vrunning late, so these skanky young ladies
Will twerk for you (who you callin' skanky?)
Did I just say skanky? I meant to say svanky
And super cute (that′s better!)
Why are they dancing like they all need to use
The ladies' room?
Buzz me up, I′m downstairs in the lobby
(What? you're breaking up.) (We can't hear you, bye!)
It′s not like me to be this tardy
Now I′m gonna miss the butt-slapping party
(I can hear it...)
I wonder why they're all dancing so wobbly


Oh, I bet it′s 'cause I gave them all crabs
They′re trying to shake them out of their pants
(Ewwie ewwie eww, ewwie ewwie itchy)
(Pinchy pinchy pinch, pinchy pinchy pinchy)
Yeah, I know I gave you all STDs
But can we keep this between us, please?
Those girls got mad and knocked me on the head
And left me for dead
I'm buried alive while they′re in my spotlight
Doing the stanky leg (stank, stank!)
Argo, yugo, yugo was a cheap car, argo was a film (what!?)
I'm losing air, what I said there
Was utter nonsense (Ooooh.)
I just remembered I know karate (focus, Beiber-san)
I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me
(Choppy chop chop, choppy chop)
Good thing I have so many hobbies
Now the coffin′s cracking, I′m almost out
I think a worm just fell in my mouth
You beat me like I was paparazzi (what is he?)
(O-m-g, he's a Beiber zombie) (shoot him in the head)
(He′s dead but he's still kind of a hottie)
Just one thing before you blow my brains out
Is it too late to say sorry now?
(Uhm, I guess not)
Then I′m sorry
(Aww, that makes everything better)
(Zombies are hot) (he can bite me)
I can score with dancers, models, and MILFs,
Even when I'm covered in filth!
(We love you zomBeiber) (Beiber zombie)
(Beiber)