We Need Brain Songtext
von The Gregory Brothers

Welcome to the first Republican National Debate
You all know the rules
Whoever sings best will be the next president
Of the United States of America
And whoever sings the worst will be banished

One, two, three, and four

Why should you be the next commander in chief?
We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
We need someone that understands the world today
In this country, we need brain

Obama′s finally tryna' make a deal with Iran
Is it gonna stop ′em from getting the nuclear bomb?
You terminate the deal on day one
Its failed foreign policy of the Obama-Clinton doctrine

What's the greatest threat to our nation today?
Is it ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
ISIS rides around in US Humvee
We shouldn't fund our enemies


We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
Now prove you love ′em more than everybody else here
Look, I don′t want my guns
Registered in Washington

Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
I will make our country great again

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!

I′m gonna run hard, (oh) I'm gonna run with heart
You could be the president!
If I′m our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!

If you get in the Oval Office chair
Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
What I'd like to see is a private system
The insurance companies control politicians


How are you gonna make the economy stronger?
If you don′t get ideas, I'll throw a benefit concert
We need to even out the tax code
The economy is different than the one we had five years ago

Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
How excited are you to go marry a man?
I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay
We need to give everybody a chance

Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
I′ve been to Baltimore, I′ve been to Ferguson
I'm a different kind of Republican

Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I′m a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley
We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
What I say is what I say, if you don't like it, I′m sorry

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!

I'm gonna run hard, (oh) I′m gonna run with heart
You could be the president!
If I'm our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!

God gives me unconditional love
You gave Obama a big hug

On the side of the stage, it's hard to even debate
But it′s okay, I′m just tryna' sell some books today
And mixtapes on my Indiegogo and Myspace
It′s not great, but it's better than Drake′s, and these fakes

Why should you be the next commander in chief?
I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
We got a lot of contenders, so please keep it brief
I will make our country great again

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
We can grow, we can do this
Why you should be the next White House resident?
Our leaders are stupid
You could be the president!

I′m gonna run hard, (oh) I'm gonna run with heart
You could be the president!
If I'm our nominee, (oh) how would Hillary lecture me?
You could be the president!

Thanks so much for tuning
Into the first Republican National Debate
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