2019 Guy Songtext
von The Gentle Men

Hello, hi, I′m a 2019 guy
I don't need drugs to get high, I have Soylent and wine
I respect girls by getting friend-zoned and denied
I think about them and cry, I am totally fine

Testosterone′s low, feeling's high
That's how you know I′m truly 2019 Guy

My dick′s not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it′s a win-win
'Cause I′m a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!


Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 guy
I think science is a lie, I am offended online
I′m fragile and shy, I don't really go outside
I don't have friends, that′s why I am offended all the time

2019, 2019, 2019

My dick′s not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it′s a win-win
'Cause I′m a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could

(His dick's not big, so I fucked his friend)
(I say he′s down on his luck, he says it's a win-win)
'Cause I′m a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!

2019, 2019, 2019