Johnson in a Headlock Songtext
von The Fuzztones

Well, I was lookin′ for trouble
When I found you
Now you got me seein' double, babe
That ain′t nothin' new

I like my lovin' on the dark side
And now we′re in the same boat
I dipped my pen in the inkwell, child
And baby, that was all she wrote, yeah

That old black magic has me under its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

She put my johnson in a headlock
And now you know that ain′t right
She's got me goin′ off half-cocked
In the middle of the night

Behind the eyelids of a blind man
Now that's a view that′s out of sight
She's got me deaf, dumb and blind
Just like a deer in her headlights


She′s got me standin' at the crossroads
She's got me waitin′ for the man
She′s got me sellin' my soul on the
Time installment plan, yeah

That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

She put my johnson in a headlock
And now you know that ain′t right
She's got me goin′ off half-cocked
In the middle of the night

(Huh!) Do you feel it? Do you feel it, baby?
(Woo!) Do you feel it? Do you feel it now?
(Woo!) Do you feel it?
(Woo!) Do you feel it, feel it, feel it?

She put my johnson in a headlock
I can't take it lyin′ down
I feel like I've been cold-cocked
And now I'm down for the count, yeah

She put my johnson in a headlock
She put my johnson in a headlock
She put my johnson in a headlock, yeah
And now I′m down for the count

Hoo!