Dinner With Drac Songtext
von The Fuzztones

A dinner was served for three
At Dracula′s house by the sea
The hors d'oeurves were fine
But I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me


For dessert, there was bat wing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named Betty
I first frowned upon it
But with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti

What a swimmer is Dracula′s daughter?
But her pool looks more red than it oughter
The blood stains the boat
But it's easy to float
'Cause blood is much thicker than water

Dracula lived in a stony palace
With his wife, stoned Alice
She was so wrinkled, bumpy and crinkled
That Alice looked like one big Palace


Goodnight, whatever you are