The Lazy Librarian's Son Songtext
von The Foxymorons

Tell me could you tell me
If I ever told you how it went down
How the tables turned inside out
And the Legos landed under the couch
In the house at haunted Halloween
And all the points and in between
Are rolling off the tip of my tongue
About the lazy librarian′s son
Who was never very good with the girls
But could sell a nun a string of pearls
Believe in everything
Reach beyond your wildest dreams
And stay positively clean
Just get one chance at fourteen
Gotta take it slow


Have you ever heard the one
About the one and only strawberry stand
A hero by his own demand
A needle in the garbage can
Who held the key to complimentary self-improvement
Holy water, stir the sugar into the tank
And pour it into the ice cube tray
To save it for a rainy day
While you listen to the preacher say
Believe in everything
Reach beyond your wildest dreams
And stay positively clean
You just get one chance at fourteen
You gotta take it slow
Gotta take it slow

It might take a while to realize
But I'm telling you with regretful eyes
Hold onto what you′ve come to find
As boring and ordinary
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow