Giant Fucking Demon Crab Songtext
von The Dread Crew of Oddwood

Stepping sidewards ′cross the tide
There is nowhere safe to hide
Scuttling faster than you run
Towering crustacean blocks the sun

Stabbing claws and legs that stab
A giant fucking demon crab
Lightning shoots forth from its eyes
Everyone who sees it dies

Without any warning, it will turn its back (ya-ya-ya)
When you least expect it, chelipeds attack (ya-ya-ya)

Giant fucking demon crab
Giant fucking demon crab


Poised to strike with blinding haste
Lunging, dashing, laying waste
Very few escape its grasp
It will fucking kick your ass

Rising from the briny dregs
Just to lay a clutch of eggs
You have no chance to survive
Make your time (ha-ha-ha)

Without any warning, it will turn its back (ya-ya-ya)
When you least expect it, chelipeds attack (ya-ya-ya)

Giant fucking demon crab
Giant fucking demon crab
Giant fucking demon crab
Giant fucking demon crab