No Easy Way Songtext
von The Doubleclicks

You′ve made a generous offer and while I wish I could accept it
I'm afraid to say you′ve asked me on imperfect information
I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
There is something you should know that introduces complications
There′s no easy way to say this but I think that I′m a vampire
My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
So you′ll have to find a different date to prom
I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
Though I hate to have to hurt you but I know that you will thank me
When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
There′s no easy way to say this but I think I'm a zombie
I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
I don′t think that you could take if I turned into a zombie So you'll have to find a different date to prom
You might think that there's a different explanation
For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
You might think that I′m getting strange ideas
From the books I read or the forums I post on
But those are excuses
Crazy ideas you′re coming up with because you're scared
This relationship is over
I can′t be with you, you should be glad that you've been spared
There′s no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
I am longing for the ocean and so very, very tired
I don′t think you could take if I turned into Cthulhu
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
Please just ask a different girl to prom