Poser Stew Songtext
von The Donner Party

We′re preheating the oven
We're making sure it′s hot
We're rounding up these losers
Gonna throw them in the pot
Adding in some veggies
And bring it to a simmer
Some garnish on the plate
Then we ring the bell for dinner

Poser stew
It's a poser fondue
We′ll crack you like an egg if you ain′t down with the crew
You got a carabiner clip, beard, and flannel on tight
But we don't need no lumberjacks
In the mosh pit tonight


Poser stew
A poser barbecue
We′ll flatten these dudes like a pizza when they try to come through
I see you got a tiki torch and some white privilege rage
But we don't want no racist pigs diving off of the stage

Poser flambé
It′s a poser soufflé
We're serving up these wimps like a Chinese buffet
I see you got a hackeysack and a beer bong in your hand
Did you mistake The Donner Party for the Dave Matthews Band?

Poser calzone
A poser minestrone
You haven′t showered in a month but you own an iPhone
You got a Discharge back patch and some lice in your hair
But you live in your parents mansion in Upper Montclair

A dash of your singer's lame vocal distortion effect
Add a teaspoon of you zine and your noise side project
Your indiscernible logo make the recipe complete
The stew is ready for consumption but it tastes pretty beat