Pizza Patrol Songtext
von The Donner Party

We are the Pizza Patrol
We are the Pizza Patrol
We′ll have a slice or eat one whole
We are the Pizza Patrol

We are the Pizza Patrol
We are the Pizza Patrol
To fill our stomachs is the goal
We are the Pizza Patrol


Friday night the time is best for Ghoulies 2 on VHS
We'll make the call with no delay
To Vinni′s half a block away
A half an hour or it's free
So order maybe two or three
With pepperoni and the works
Dive off the couch and go berserk
We stuff our face and when we're through
We′ll have some cold for breakfast too

We party on and never rest
Watch Splatter Farm on VHS
We make the call on Saturday
To Geppeto′s just a town away
The wait's an hour maybe more
So better order three or four
With onions, mushrooms, extra cheese
The grandma pie is sure to please
We grab a slice each town we play
So better take heed when we say

Don′t bring that escargot or that maki roll
Or you'll be sentenced to death by the Pizza Patrol
You chill with us you better come with a pie
It′s dough or die, so say goodbye
Goodbye