Bad Party Songtext
von The Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really...

We′re going to a bad party
It's the worst party that′s ever been
We're going to a bad party
And I hope those jerks will let us in
Shut your mouth, get in the car
Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive

We're going to a bad party
It′s the kind where everyone′s dull
We're going to a bad party
Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all
When we get there we′ll say we love Satan
Ricky always thinks that's funny

We′re going to a bad party
It's the worst party that′s ever been


God I really hate these jokers
Think they're smart, they think they're witty
Someone oughtta pass a law
Or at least form a committee
I′m gonna shoot the stereo
If they don′t start playing my kind of music

We're going to a bad party
And I can hardly wait
We′re going to a bad party
I need a place to defecate
Maybe we'll take the host hostage
Ooh what a clever play on words

We′re going to a bad party
It's the worst party that′s ever been

God I really hate this music
I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
If there is a God in heaven
I'm sure that band will burn in hell
I′m gonna shoot somebody
If they don′t stop talking about "East Enders"

We're going to a bad party
And who knows what damage we′ll do
We're going to a bad party
Gonna wind up on "Phil Donahue"