Wanker Songtext
von The Darkness

It was a hot day (whoa-oh)
And there were boobies, ahoy
I am a bastard (whoa-oh)
I′ve been a very naughty boy

Hell has no fury like a women scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was born

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup, woo!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Well, I am spineless (whoa-oh)
I ain′t got no balls
I am a wanker (whoa-oh)
No, I won't return your calls


We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup, woo!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
(Look into my eyeballs)

We shared the same dream but you wouldn′t let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup, woo!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup, woo!
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Look into my eyeballs