Elvis Fucking Christ! Songtext
von The Cramps

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin′
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards crowned a brand new king

It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know that I′m

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin′ runamuckin′
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Well, I′m the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast, it's obvious

Elvis fuckin′ Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Bronco buckin′ jive'n'shuckin′
Elvis fuckin′ Christ


I'm the captain of the cavalry
I′m the queen of outer space
I got a she-devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace, I′m telling you

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin′ Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin′
Elvis fuckin′ Christ
Alright now

Well, the devil gave us Elvis, drugs, sex and rock'n′roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback, demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from heaven, thunder under hell
Trogglodynamite times seven, cold titty witchin′ spell, yeah

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin′ Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis fuckin′ Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry, beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult o′ some evil heart throb, like me


Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin′ Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin′
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Alright now

Elvis fuckin′ Christ, yeah
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin′
Elvis fuckin′ Christ