Closing Time Genius Songtext
von The Coal Porters

Pass me the bottle
Do me no harm
I′ll have two fingers
One from each arm

Say you can't help me
Say I can′t hear
I'll start on the whiskey
I've finished the beer

Smart when I walked in
I′m much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow

Wit, yes, and wisdom
I′ve got 'em in spades
Leave the amateurs crying
In their lemonades


Set ′em up, join me
Hey, I can dream
This guy with no water
Can't run out of steam

Smart when I walked in
I′m much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow

Oh but I dont understand
Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
Ah but it′s like it was planned
My IQ rises with the minute hand

Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow