ConDragulations Songtext
von The Cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Season 13

Gottmik, was born a girl baby
Was told that I can′t do drag
Knew I had something do prove
Now you're gonna lose

Kandy Muse is in town, she′ll sit on the prow
Bitches bow down to the queen
I'm getting my crown, come on, Ru, pass it down
New York City gave birth to me

I'm ready to attack, it′s a massive attack
You hoes better beware of thee
Sitting alone in the VIP
You could never compare to me
Ha-ha-ha, bitch

Condragulations, you′re number one
I wanna thank you for a job well done
Condragulations, you're so much fun
Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won
Condragulations


LaLa Ri, this ain′t a drag
Flew from the A to snatch thе bag
These girls will know I ain't no joke
Watch my runways gag thеir throats

Dance, twirl, make Momma proud
The next supreme to the crown
Now let me tell you what y′all should do
Make room for the queen of 13 boo

They call me Liv
Satin, velvet and glitz
The new queen ready to shine
You see me play all the keys, Jersey to NYC
Lux is the one to beat, ooh

Condragulations, you're number one
I wanna thank you for a job well done
Condragulations, you′re so much fun
Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won
Condragulations

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations
Condragulations


The name's Symone and I'm here for the throne
Beat face and I′m Arkansas grown
The Ebony Enchantress is me
Legs up to my waist, talent you can′t replace

Tina Burner on fire like the Hunger Games
Too hot to handle, getting burnt by these flames
Manhattan monster with a heart of gold
This joker's wild, these queens better fold

Death drops, splits may be some girls choice
Stand up, act up, time to use your voice
The truth hurts, but I′ll tell it to your face
And I'll smile real big waving from first place

Condragulations, you′re number one
I wanna thank you for a job well done
Condragulations, you're so much fun
Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won
Condragulations

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations
Condragulations

My hair is snatched, you looking ratch′
Compared to me, there ain't no match
Brightest one up in the batch
When it comes to fish, I'm the biggest catch

Underdog, that′s what it took
Changing the game, rewrote the book
All you queens better take a look
My name is Elliott, why? You shook?

Condragulations, you′re number one
(Is somebody smoking? Oh, it's me)
I wanna thank you for a job well done (so gorge)
Condragulations, you′re so much fun (so much fun)
Now let me tell you all the prizes you have won (oh yeah)
Condragulations (ooh)

Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations (la-la-lations)
Condragulations (oh my God, what did I win?)
Condragula-la-la-la-la-lations (gimme, gimme, gimme)
Condragulations