The Strain Songtext
von The Bonzo Dog Band

Hey, hey, human gonna do The Strain
I′m gonna grip the seat I'm gonna pull your chain
Barbed-wire bum baby, be like me
We′re gonna do the strain on the lavatory

We're gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it out
We're gonna squee-eeeeeeeeeeze it out
So get a grip on your seat. We′re gonna get relief somehow.


Nnnnnggggggh!
Nnnnnggggggh!

Every time I settle down and try to read a BOOK,
The telephone starts ringing so I leave it off the hook.
The Jehovah′s Witness come knocking at my door
I try to tell them nicely but they still come back for more.
Straining, complaining--No! I'm not complaining,
I just got a lot of shit in me - gotta get it out!

Nnnnnggggggh!
Nnnnnggggggh!