Christmas in LA Songtext
von The Bobs

Santa′s helpers in the mall
New graffiti on the wall
We're victimized by urban sprawl
It′s Christmas in LA

See the mansions of the stars
Valet elves are parking cars
Reindeer strippers in the bars
It's Christmas in LA

I dream of trees and ornaments
And a crackling yule log
The lights are twinkling 'cause they′re shining through a killer smog

Those who can have hit the slopes
After office party gropes
Leaving us with only hopes
It′s Christmas in LA


Padding out expense accounts
Silicone with extra bounce
Buy a pound and get an ounce
It's Christmas in LA

When I fly down from San Francisco
I hear music in the air
A million car alarms are caroling, no one seems to care

Take this with a grain of salt
They′ve unfrozen Uncle Walt
Don't know if it′s Goofy's fault
It′s Christmas in LA

Snowballs made of styrofoam
Plastic trees in every home
All the kids are home alone
It's Christmas in LA
It's Christmas in LA
It′s Christmas in LA