Fantasy Baseball Widow Songtext
von The Baseball Project

When they first fell in love, here′s what they would do
Watch baseball together every night on the tube
Counting their blessings, toasting their luck
Late nights with Tim McCarver and Joe Buck

Then, one of his buddies came around one day
He says, "I've got a brand-new game we can play
You can pick or choose, you can win or lose
And it′s you who's making the call"

Fantasy baseball widow
Fantasy baseball widow
So tired of playing make-believe
She just wants the real thing

Now, he's on the computer day and night
Clicking stat tracker on the Yahoo site
He talks about WHIP, but she′s not included
Down on the DL and she′s feeling excluded


Fantasy baseball widow
Fantasy baseball widow
So tired of playing make-believe
She just wants the real thing

Keeper league, 5 out 5
My OBP is taking a dive
Scouring at night on the waiver wire
Starting dissent and benching desire

Well, they made a trade and he got dropped
There's always a fresh, upcoming crop
She went and found herself a new man
Now they′re at the stadium watching the games from the stands

Fantasy baseball widow
Fantasy baseball widow
So tired of playing make-believe
She just wants the real thing

So tired of playing make-believe
She just wants the real thing