Whistle Maggie Songtext
von The Back Porch Majority

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
(No, no, no.)
I′d like to hear ya whistle!
(No, no, no.)

It's very simple, ya do it like this
Pucker your lips just like in a kiss.
Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
(No, no, no.)

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
And you shall have a cow.
(Alas, I cannot whistle.
You know I don′t know how!)

A Jersey, Hereford, or Holstein
Guernsey, Angus, or Aberdeen!
(I would if I could, but you know I can't.
Do ya no good to rave and rant!)

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
And you shall have a cow!


Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
And you shall have a horse!
(Alas, I cannot whistle
Though it fills me with remorse!)

A brown or a dun or a dapple-grey
A saddle and bridle and plenty of hay.
(I would if I could, but you know I can't.
Do ya no good to rave and rant!)

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
And you shall have a horse!

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
I′ll give ya silver and gold!
(Whistling is for children
And alas, I am too old.)

Diamonds, and rubies, and strings of pearls.
You′ll be the envy of all the girls!
(I would if I could, but you know I can't.
Do ya no good to rave and rant!)

Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
I′ll give ya silver and gold!


Whistle, Maggie, whistle.
And you shall have a man.
(Maggie finally whistles sounds)
(I just found out I can!)