KUNG FU [REMIX] Songtext
von The Adventures of Duane and BrandO

I′ll take five at one time, knock you down in a row.
Dodgin' knives with the quickness and a kick to your scro′.
I got that kung fu kill you without thinkin' attitude.
I'll straight up fuckin′ Bruce Lee ya kick your ass to the Moon.
"So door igamo set say llamo Tamagotchi Ali"!
I dunno what exactly that means I don′t speak no Chinese.


One with my foot; one with my fist.
One not breathin' no more, now hear this!
I got that fuckin′ Chuck Norris Texas Ranger attitude.
Straight up smack you like a bitch and then be laughin' at you.
You see this dojo ain′t big enough for the both of us, G.
I gotta kung fu you before you FU me!

I take 6 at one time, knock you down in a row.
You thought the song was over, but it goes and goes and goes.
They took my ho, now I'm throwin′ all of the 'bows.
We're goin′ toe-to-toe, yo, I′m jammin' toes in ya nose.
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funkiest flow.
You don′t wanna test me, that's fo sho.