KJOMD Songtext
von Tech N9ne feat. Krizz Kaliko

What? KJOMD baby. What′s kjomd? This right here

I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Cause its always on their mind.
I′m kinda jealous of my dick for sure.
Cause they seem to love you more, baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know,
But it gets me what I need baby.
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they love you more than me baby


You ever been in a prediciment
When you and your lady are fussin′
And cussin′
And she dont wanna deal with you but you
Pull out your dick and get to stickin'
Her and all of a sudden wanna chill
And have a meal with you.
Thats crazy right? She ain′t even got a feel for you,
All she want is the pecker to fetch her
My telly wacker to break her
Back and no [chatter]
(undefined) when she mad at you no matter
What kinda ill you do.
My dick get all the love.
So many women got jaws for blood
They even give draws they kissin balls but no kiss at all for mug.
(hahh) I no my breath dont stink
Any more neglect and my chest go sink
Baby I want love and a kiss thang
It's pain
But I′m sayin' I′m kinda jealous of my dick, man

I can already see the call,
They don't wanna be with me at all,
They just wanna do D to balls.
I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya′ll.
Cause my heart be hurtin′
But my private part be squrtin'
I don′t even get a touch it in spurts
Whenever I'm lookin′ for love and sex be certain.
I even have a lot sayin'
I ain′t givin you none but I can suck you off. Damn!
I don't think I would ever cut you off
Cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost
But they all wanna bone me
They don't want to get to know me
They wanna dome me but im hungry
For lovin′ I never get because of my dick, bitch I′m lonely


Kali Baby!
It gets me in to problems and it gets me out.
Gets me into arguments and dont even know what it's about.
Call hime the Black n′ Decker pecker he's a home wrecker
Drops ′em to they knees and he's a little chin checker.
See it′s either him or me
Lately we becoming enemies
Only likely when I'm in between
Them and they say they love me
When I'm in the V.
I try to tell them get out
And then they spit out
And they scream my ding-a-ling they can′t live without,
Abusein my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle

I said you love me but I hate you, Fo′ Sho'.
You can′t see me but i've watched you,
Kinda women that you love them (hoes)
If there′s a way to stop I dont, know, Kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know)
It′s crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure)
My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk, my evreything wrong.
I′m kinda jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes.
Yeah...