Hand Job Songtext
von Taintstick

sometimes when its late at night
and theres no pot, no pot in my pie
and I′m feelin, feelin a little down
cuz i don't know no one? town
(thats when i think of you all the things you do with your majestical fingers. its time baby)

hand job
i just wanna hand job
thats all
that is all that i want
don′t talk
i just wanna hand job
your job
is to give me a hand job

starin, starin at your face
as your fingers go to that special place
working up and down and around around (around around)
baskin all the glory my 6 pounds (of my 6 pounds)


hand job
i just wanna hand job
thats all
that is all that i want
don't talk
i just wanna hand job
your job
is to give me a hand job

hand job
i just wanna hand job (just give me a lube)
thats all
that is all that i want (don't even wanna see your boobs)
don′t talk
i just wanna hand job (i get free shoes, yeah)
your job
is to give me a hand job

no, i don′t wanna kiss you
no, i aint gonna fish you
no, just give me a tissue
no, no


yeah look babe
im jealous
man look im kicking my career down
whaddaya say just com in over here and hold the cracker up huh?
i mean I'm dyin over here
I′m like the chinese people
i even have fifty bucks
relief if you know what i mean
ill buy you some warren conno
or soup
i don't know shit
cheeseburger or something
watch some cartoons
i mean only gonna be like 5 minutes
i got lube
and i got a couch
i got a couch
cmon is it gonna kill you
i know I′m gonna die if somebody doesn't do something to me
for the love of christ
?
somebody fricken pull this shit
im chokin
do you really want me to choke
and die
i mean is it gonna really kill you just to come over and play with it for a couple seconds
is it really gonna take that much out of your life to the point where your life will change
and you will never be the same
why would you do that to me
I′ve always been your friend
why won't you call me back
we used to be cool god dammit
i don't even need, i don′t even need a dick
ill do it myself
you ok?