The Climate-Change Christmas Song Songtext
von Sunday Comes Afterwards

Chestnuts roasting on a blacktop road
Jack Frost nowhere to be found
All of this weather seems to forbode
A climate change that′s quite profound


Everybody knows the overuse of fossil fuels
Help to make the season stifling
Sweaty tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's sleigh can′t fly
When the temperature feels more like it's July
And the older kids might very well suppose
That he's lighting stogies off of Rudolph′s nose

And so I′m offering this simple phrase
For kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas... we′re screwed