Santa, Can I Have a Flamethrower for Christmas? Songtext
von Sunday Comes Afterwards

Hi, Santa, I′ve been a little bit bad
And a little bit good, it's true
I know you′re always keeping track
So I can't keep that from you

I know you only give the gifts
You think it's right to bestow, sir
So Santa I can only ask
Can I have a flamethrower?

Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?

If a bunch of snowmen went on attack
I could melt them all away
If a Christmas pudding turned evil
I could make it go flambé


I guess I could also clear some weeds
But that seems like a bore
But if the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man attacked
I could turn it into a s′more

Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?

So Santa won′t you hear my plea
I haven't been all bad
And getting a flamethrower
Would make me really glad

I know I′ll find it Christmas morn
'Cause it′s my heart's desire
And the reason for the season
Is to build a holy fire

Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?


Don′t want a power mower
I just want a flamethrower
Way better than a leaf blower
Nothing like a flamethrower

Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?
Santa, can I have a flamethrower for Christmas?