Having Grandma Here For Christmas Songtext
von Subwoolfer

Deck the moon with lots of oldies
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

If this Christmas you don′t got a turkey
We got a recipe for you
Your families hungry so we recommend
You get yourself a bigger oven then
Make sure the heat is hot enough ok
Then use your bathtub as a baking tray
Be sure that you remove the giblets then
Wait for the fun to begin

We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We′re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day


And later on if you′re still hungry
Then start on grandpa as well
Although the taste it will not be so lovely
You can be sure he′s got a similar smell
Well then you better invite your in-laws
Tell them that they'll be meeting Santa Claus
You know your mumma, she′s a grandma too
And one day you'll be one ooh

We′re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We′re having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day

Deck the moon with lots of oldies
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
The more the age the more you know she's
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Mmm this tastes a little too good I
Don′t know what′s better is it breast or thigh?
Let's gather up the family come on
Now hear the kids sing along


We′re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We′re having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day