Socky Songtext
von Submarine Man

I am a stocking
I′m a big fat socky
I am obsessed with socks like these
I wear my big fat pajamas every day and never take my socks off
I am obsessed with my pajamas and socks
I never take them off


I eat feet like these for every meal of the day
Breakfast, lunch, and supper (Vrmmm)
I am a socky, I am a big fat socky
I'm a stocking and I′m proud of it
I love my socks and my PJs
I will never hate them
So now I wear my socks everyday
Yeah, I wear them
I'll never take them off
I never take my socks off
I'll never take my socks off
I will never abandon my socky socks
So now, I′m a stocking
I am a socky
I am a stocking
Nobody will ever stop me from being a stocking

Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah

I am a stocking, I am a socky
I will never abandon my socky ways
I always wear my socks, I always wear my socks
I′ll never take my socks off
I will always wear them
I'll never take them off, I′ll never ruin my socks
I always wear them along with my PJs


I am a stocking
I am a big fat socky
I am obsessed with socks
I love my socks
I want to marry my socks
I am a stocking
I am a stocking
I am a stocking
I am always a stocking
No matter what you do I'm a stocking
No matter what you say I′m a stocking

No matter if you say that socks are evil (Aye, aye, aye)
I am a stocking
So forget about trying to get me not to be a stocking
Cuz I will always be a stocking
I am a stocking
I'm a big fat stocking
No matter what you say
I will wear these socks
I am a stocking
I′m a big fat Socky, I will wear them
For the rest of my life

Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah

I'm a stocking
I'm a socky
I′m a socky
I′m a socky
I'm a socky
I′m a stocking
Oh I'm a stocking
Oh I′m a stocking
Oh I'm a stocking
Oh I′m a stocking
Oh I'm proud of my socks
I'm a socky
I′m a socky
I′m a socky
I'm a socky

I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky
I am a socky

Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah, Aah
Aah, Aah