Fast Monkey Songtext
von SteveSongs

Hey everybody, it′s me, Silly Vanilly
How ya doin'? Uh, they asked me to introduce this next song
Which is fast monkey, I haven′t quite heard the song myself yet
But uh, I'm sure it's gonna be great
So without any further ado, whatever that is
I′m gonna introduce Steve and the Simian Singers performing fast monkey
Fast Monkey
Ok, fast, ready, fast monkey, ready go

I′m fast
I'm very, very fast
I′m faster than a fast monkey
I'm slow
I′m very, very slow
I'm slower, yeah I am, than a slow monkey


Fast, slow
Fast, fast, slow
Are you fast? Or are you slow?
Fast, slow
Fast, fast, slow
Are you fast? Or are you slow?

Is this a folk song or somethin′?
I'm big (woah!)
He's big (nice backup singers)
I′m very, very big (he′s big)
I'm bigger (bigger)
Than a big monkey
No kiddin′, you almost stepped on me over here

I'm small (ah!)
I′m very, very small
I'm smaller (let me guess)
Than a small monkey
This is unbelievable

Big, small
Big, big, small
Are you big? Or are you small?
Big, small
Big, big, small
Are you big? Or are you small?
This is the most ridiculous song I′ve ever heard


I'm happy
I'm very, very happy
I′m happier than a happy monkey
Uh-oh
I′m sad (I knew it)
I'm very, very sad
I′m sadder than a sad monkey

Happy, sad
Happy, happy, sad
Are ya happy? Or are you sad?
It's all right, buddy
I wanna go home
I know what you′re talkin' about, I wanna go home too

We′re loud (ow, wha!)
We're very, very loud
We're louder than loud monkeys
This is gettin′ spooky

I′m quiet (yikes!)
I'm very, very quiet
Quieter

Wait a second, hold on a minute, hold it please, hold it now
What, were you going to say quieter than a quiet monkey?
Yes I was
OK, first of all, you′re not quiet
Oh thank you
And second of all, what are you guys talkin' about?
What are we talkin′ about?

Faster than a fast monkey, slower than a slow monkey
The comparisons are ineffectual (that's true)
I mean, where do you get this stuff?
I think you′ve fallen off the silly boat into a vat of ridiculousness

Uh-uh, uh-uh, this is silly (it sure is)
Nilly willy lilly, nilly willy lilly, willy
I know it is, but Silly, what do you want us to do about it?
Oh, nothin', I'm just sayin′, mind if I sing along?
Sure, that′d be great

Fast, slow
Fast, fast, slow
Are you big? Or are you small?
Happy, sad
Quiet, quiet, loud
Are you silly? Or are you not silly, unsilly?
Not silly, no, that was right
That was good, that was a wrap, right?
Is that good for you guys?
H-hello?