Detective Detective Songtext
von Static-P

Woke up can′t see
Hands cuffed, tied feet
I don't know how I got here
The ground was shaking like the strings on a base
Smell perfumes, cigars, and wines, (run)
From the sounds in the room
One could tell there were two watching me as I pretended to sleep
And when that thing took off
I just let my body roll to the doors of that limousine

Oh, I am detective, detective, deducing devious deeds
Don′t dare you dabble in darkness or I'll devise your defeat

If you run and hide I will find you
I am deep in your mind
You haven't figured it out
I′m predicting your moves
Just when you think you′ve one-upped me I am two steps in front
See this is my special move
I put myself in your shoes


Detective, detective, do tell us how you solved the crime
Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?

Hold up
Back track
I made my escape but with that bag on my head I never saw a face
So I removed the bag
Untied my legs
Realized I was still inside their base
I saw the limo comin' by
I kept cool and decided to stay and chat

Gentlemen, please, there′s no need to attack
Quite simply, I was startled
I will go where you ask
Keep covered your faces I have no reason to see
I only ask we treat each other politely

If you run and hide I will find you
I am deep in your mind
You haven't figured it out, I′m predicting your moves
Just when you think you've one-upped me I am two steps in-front
See this is my special move, I put myself in your shoes


I am detective, detective
I′m on the case
Master of human interactions, a friendly face
Hmhmahahahaha, yeah

Detective, detective
Do tell us how you solved the crime did you deceive them deducing
Darkness in disguise?
I dare say, detective, it seems as though your reading minds
Can you read them (eh, what?)
I continue, two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough
With their hands on their sides like they′re about to pull their guns
Think I know where they came from, judging by their demeanor
Think I know we′re are going from the fact that I'm not dead yet

Dropped off two blocks from my house
A block from the bank, where something strange was going down
Just as expected it was the scene of a crime
It′s been over an hour since the cops had arrived, I asked around
The only evidence, one rock thrown through the window and a hair clip
One pointed at that on his way in, he saw my limo
Yes, that was my limo

Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk
When people speak I listen to the thought behind their words
In a short while, I said to them out loud
There will be another robbery to which more officers are bound

There's been another break-in, Kerwits-bank on main

Don′t worry, though, it's just a ploy, their alibi you′d say
One culprit is amongst us
The rest at that bank
And inside one of your cop cars here you'll find the money safe

If you run and hide I will find you
I am deep in your mind
You haven't figured it out, I′m predicting your moves
Just when you think you′ve one upped-me I am two steps in-front
See this is my special move, I put myself in your shoes

If you run and hide I will find you
I am deep in your mind
You haven't figured it out, I′m predicting your moves
Just when you think you've one upped-me I am two steps in-front
See this is my special move, I put myself in your shoes

I am detective, detective, I′m on the case
Master of human interactions
A friendly face

Detective, detective, out