The New Pokerap Songtext
von Starbomb

My name's Ash Ketchum, baby!
My life is back on track,
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack,
And I don't know all the new Pokemons...
Yo bro I can help you with that!
Hey Brock!
I'll do all the singing and you take care of the raps!
All right, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle
Venusaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff
Muk
Oh, I know these guys!
Asscloud, Nippleclamp
Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger
Beefhead, Clock
Whoa...
Haterade, Bubbledump


Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt
Softbrick, Commoncore
Underloaf, Chairwolf
Manateets, Freebase
Nickleback, Lumbersack
Tinyhead, Door!
A-are you serious? You're not making those up, those are real?
Hah-ah! You know it bro! Gotta catch 'em all.
Well, it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
Oh, there are more.
Really? Wait,
I'm immediately sorry that I asked!
We've got...
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple
Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting
Piccadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent
Tinklebird, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch
Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby
Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson
Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Daftsweater
Pop-a-squat, Hairystuff
Wetsock, Shatternut
Noodlearm, Shirt.
They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!
Don't worry, there's only a couple left.
How many?
Uh, 300, 064.
No!
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath
Archumitt, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, Actuallysatan
Wenisfriend, Dinobooty
Zenadieu, Clevergirl
Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy
Drizzlenip, Spatulander
Thumaermine, Bunchanugget
Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough
Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freeingburglars, Orataint
Monkeychunk, Beer.
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Aaah! My sack. My sweet, sweet sack.