Pokémon Smash or Pass Songtext
von Starbomb

Hey there Arin, how are you doin′?
There's a hot new thing that′s brewin'
All the people wanna know how far would you go
With a Pokémon? Smash or pass, my bro
There's over a thousand for you to choose from
I′m sure if you tried, you could maybe find one
That would catch your eye if the vibe was right
Keep an open mind, let′s give it a try

Pikachu? (Smash!)
Charizard? (Smash!)
Squirtle? (Smash!)
Spoink? (Oh my god, smash!)

Okay hold up, do you know what smash means?
It means you want to cream all in that Pokémon's jeans
So mix in a pass and then you won′t seem so desperate
To sleep with with anything that breathes
Oh okay, I get it
My man, here we go


Tyranitar? (Smash)
Blastoise? (Smash)
Politoed? (Smash)
Cradily? (Smash)

Okay, it really wasn't your level of excitement that was the problem, Arin
It′s that you were saying "smash" to everything
Oh oka-, sorry, I- I'll think harder about it next time
No prob′, here we go

Diglit? (Smash)
Arin, you know what? That's alright
I don't wanna come off like I′m being uptight
I was just unaware of your ravenous appetite
To have sex with little creatures
With names like Magnamite (smash)

Okay, lets approach this again
Just pass on everything that′s not an absolute ten
Can you do that for me?
Like if I said Klefki? (Smash)
Really, the fucking keys? (Yea)
They're just a bunch of keys! (Smash!)


Gloom? (Smash!)
Seal? (Smash!)
Muck? (Smash!)
Spheal? (Smash!)
Arin, what′s the deal? (Smash!)
You can't smash deals! (Smash)

Come on Dan, who doesn′t like deals?
As far as I'm concerned, I′m just keeping it real
Okay, lets go for one last round
Your shocking need to plow never ceases to astound
So lets widen out the circle and see if we have found
The one thing you won't allow to knock your junk around

A chess board? (Smash)
A small gourd? (Smash!)
A 2014 Honda Accord? (Smash!)
A green lime? (Smash)
A large mime? (Smash)
Half a bowling ball and the concept of time? (Smash, smash)
An inflatable raft? (Smash)
A boeing aircraft? (Smash)
The frozen mustache of former president Taft? (Smash!)
A potato fully loaded that was left and eroded
On the road in South Dakota, with a smell that exploded
Like a commode in which a constipated Yoda overflowed it
With the swampiest chode so your nose became corroded? (Smash)

Wow, what about me? (Pass)
Aww!